0wn3d By C4Parana

4/28/2004

Britney Spears’ Fix: Men with Pregnant Girlfriends

Filed under: Entertainment — Funny Stuff via Funny Cats @ 5:11 pm

LOS ANGELES, CA (HBN) – Britney Spears is making a habit out of getting busy with the boyfriends and/or husbands of pregnant women.

Britney Spears has recently been linked with Kevin Federline. The relationship with Federline, who is described as a “scruffy Justin look-alike” by some tabloids and publications, is said to be about three weeks old. Federline appears to be the latest in what is becoming a list of men who have cheated on their pregnant wives or girlfriends with Pop singer Britney Spears. Although friends of Spears maintain that she would never knowingly be involved with a man who was taken, this certainly isn’t the first time Spears has been in the news for sketchy “affairs of the heart.”

Federline’s (ex)girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson from the TV comedy Moesha, has now said that she wants to “have a talk” with Britney Spears about her recent exploits with the man who is to be the father of her child. Jackson, now 7 months pregnant, has said Federline called her to tell her about the Spears relationship before she found out from the media. She also mentioned that the issue was not yet resolved with her former man. Hmm… do I smell a Cat Fight?

Spears was in the news last year for relations with backup dancer Columbus Short, who was married to Hollywood celebrity Brandi. Short’s wife also had a child on the way at the time of his affair with Spears. He has recently stated that the affair cost him his marriage.

Either Britney Spears likes to be in the news and the tabloids, or her “people” aren’t doing a very good job of helping her to investigate the men she is thinking about getting down with. You just can’t trust people though, can you Britney? I’m with you on that one.

In any case, it would be wise for Spears to thoroughly check out her men before she allows them to pass through the gates of her Pop Kingdom. The only thing that could be more humiliating then being identified as a homewrecker - multiple times - by the mass media would be to get your butt kicked in public by some guy’s pregnant girlfriend. If you’ve ever known a female when she was pregnant, you certainly know that would be possible.

I also have to deal with a lot of studs and have even been known to be a bit of a party animal. However, I can safely say that stealing the man of a pregnant female is just simply very bad form.

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