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5/6/2004

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1. I don’t know who this Kevin Federline dude thinks he is… but Britney Spears is all mine baby….

   Comment by steve bradford — 5/7/2004 @ 12:49 pm

2. I wouldn’t go that far, but I’ll tell you this…

   I honestly think Federline is better off with Moesha. Britney seems like a whacko half the time and Moesha has 2 of Federline’s kids.

   But, hey they gotta get in where they fit in..

   Comment by hyneshow — 5/9/2004 @ 6:30 am

3. BACK OFF DUDE!!!!!!! Everybody knows that I am Britney’s Best bud and she is all mine!!!

   Comment by Charlie — 5/10/2004 @ 10:49 am

4. Now everyone knows Brtiney likes morons … come on now, don’t say you’re a moron Charlie!

   Comment by Come on now — 5/13/2004 @ 2:50 pm

5. Britney is mah gyrl and always will be, but mama is a HOMEWRECKER! she needs 2 calm down and leave these men alone with their baggae and stop messing up, shes making herself look so skankish! i luv u Britney but get ur own man stop being the other woman!

   Comment by licia — 5/14/2004 @ 6:33 am

6. PLEASE!!!! GIVE ME 2,000 BREAKS!!! BRITTANY’S ATRAMP, THE FACT THAT SHE HAS MONEY MEANS NOTHING!!! IT JUST MEANS SHE’S A RICH TRAMP!!! THIS IS A JERRY SPRINGER STORY!!!!!

   Comment by ANGEL — 5/17/2004 @ 6:50 pm

7. What is this interest in such a wack-job and “no talent” like Spears? I quess it’s the fact that the “generation” that she appeals to is basically “drifting” with no real sense of what is “good quality” or “moral” anymore! This girl can’t sing, has no “real” voice, is a “cookie-cutter” dancer, and is nothing but PURE MARKETING. I feel sorry for her fans, you don’t have any exceptional “talent” anywhere of your generation to be a fan of today, so I quess she’s all you’ve got. Enjoy her why you can because she’s going to be YESTERDAY’S NEWS SOON.

   Comment by Britney Is Trash — 5/22/2004 @ 6:34 am

8. I am Britneys #1 fan but she needs to ditch this guy she can do so0o0o00 much better. And STOP SMOKING!!

   Comment by Breanna — 5/22/2004 @ 6:51 am

9. This is strange, and i found out hes one of my cousins
   lol
   see ya

   Comment by paul federline — 5/23/2004 @ 11:51 am

10. And Breanna mind your own buisness, please

    Comment by paul federline — 5/26/2004 @ 7:52 pm

11. hey paul.. so you’re 1 degree from britney’s bed. good work.

    Comment by ed — 5/31/2004 @ 12:09 am

12. KEVIN IS F*CKIN SEXY Ggggrrrroooowll… I wonder wtf britney was thinkin tryin to be the other woman.. have u seen his other bitches and baby mamaz he had i wonder how many babies Britney will have…. or maybe she wil abort…..

    Comment by bia bia — 5/31/2004 @ 12:48 am

13. oh my gosh! WHAT?!??! Kevin Federline is WAY too good for Britney!
    You know, i used to spend hours trying to research this guy before anyone really knew who he was because there was NOTHING on the internet about him…and then SUDDENLY he’s all popular just because he goes out with Britney Spears !

    Comment by no name — 6/8/2004 @ 5:00 pm

14. YA’LL PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!
    why do you even bother to care about britney’s life??
    i mean, we all know she’s bisexual and Kevin’s with her just for her money and fame. Beacuse he’s gonna be a father AGAIN and she doesn’t even care about it. PLUS SHE MARRIED HER BEST FRIEND IN LAS VEGAS JUST FOR FUN… that’s just wrong… If i was Kevin’s exgirlfriend i would find britney and kick her ass… but of course she would be scared and hide from me… LOL

    Comment by Laura R — 6/10/2004 @ 1:37 pm

15. You’re bang on target hyneshow. britney looks like shes nuts most of the time. Wonder wot this hulla balloo’s all about

    Comment by sam — 6/23/2004 @ 2:39 pm

16. You guys are soooo dumb, personally, I am happy for Spears, she has a guy in her life, who the f cares who?
    And when other celebrities get engaged, or married or something, do you guys all criticize them too? you guys are so f’d up, get a damn life, instead of getting into other people’s life.

    Comment by tasha — 6/25/2004 @ 5:42 pm

17. tasha, you’re f’n great! Will you marry me?

    Comment by terry — 6/25/2004 @ 6:02 pm

18. Another typical story of guy leaves pregnant girlfriend for another. He’s a creep and if he did it to Shar…he’ll do it to Britney…unless she gets enough smarts to dump him….he’s along for the money train. But of course, if Britney can’t see that he’s scum…then she’s just as bad! I feel sorry for people in the spotlight..always having to uphold an image to keep the cash flow going….I’ll take my little home town life anyday!!

    Comment by Kelbii67 — 6/25/2004 @ 6:32 pm

19. ive neva read so much bull shit n my life!!!yall need 2 stop lyin bout brittney just 2 look ‘cool’ i mean brittney isnt ur gurl steve!!!so just stop lying!!!ur not gettin noticed…at all!!!

    Comment by trixxed — 6/25/2004 @ 8:34 pm

20. HEY GUYS!!!! WHO CARES ABOUT BRITNEY OR WHATEVER. HAVE THEY EVER GIVEN YOU SOME MONEY, DO THEY PAY YOUR SALARY FORGET ABOUT THEY AND LET THEM TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT…..

    Comment by Joe — 6/25/2004 @ 8:35 pm

21. Britney make good with the other woman, she is going to be in your life as long as you are with KF. Stop Smokin’. And good luck. Hope you found him.

    Comment by Dani — 6/25/2004 @ 8:39 pm

22. I am happy that they are now engaged, i think that Kevin Federline is a good match for britney!

    Comment by Kevin Federline — 6/25/2004 @ 8:50 pm

23. oh well, none of us have a chance with her anyway… but still… shes hot.

    Comment by alex — 6/25/2004 @ 10:08 pm

24. You know what, i think that britney spears has a right to marry whoever she wants as long as she loves him, i dont know why everyone is makin such a big deal about it, i guess they are just jealous!! So people need to stop spreading stupid rumors and quit being jealous!!! get over her!! she has a life as well!

    Comment by emily — 6/25/2004 @ 11:14 pm

25. Just get over her…jeese man!! i forgot to write about her guy..umm…i do think he is wrong for leaving his kid and about to have another one..thats just wrrong…but i am happy for spears…she has a life and she wants it with him…so yea…read my otha comment it makes more since!

    Comment by emily u — 6/25/2004 @ 11:18 pm

26. BRIT YOUR THE CATS MEOW.. A SEX MACHINE.. PLEASE KEEP YOUR MOTOR CLEAN.. LOSE THIS GUY! HE IS A MAMA DUMPING GOLD DIGGER! SHAKE THAT SUPER STAR ASS.. AND FLY BABY!

    Comment by JACT DA HAMMER! — 6/26/2004 @ 12:13 am

27. britney spears is nothing but a little skanky whore..she’s always been one and she’ll always be one…she needs to just quit that $h**…find yourself someone else…and for goodness sakes stop pretending to sing when you know you can’t….you suck!!

    Comment by BRItney IS a WhoRE! — 6/26/2004 @ 12:49 am

28. WOW~ I just stumbled on this site and think its so funny all you guys going for it about this Britney spears…and NOW im having to write something just because I want to comment ..any girl that calls Britney a whore or a skank ,face it ur so jealous of her and want to be her..or something like that..
    leave the girl alone…Id like to see u up there..anyway STOp being so angry.. She is just living her dream…we all have them..so yeah she can act like a tart on stage but thats what she is asked to do …for the money$$$…MONEY makes the world go ROUND!!(remeber?) No one excpet her friends and family know who she is .. and what she is really like…SO DONT Judge her ,GEEEZ! Im sure she hates being a star and having peopel critizing her every move…

    Comment by feelings — 6/26/2004 @ 4:59 am

29. why would she want to attach herself to someone with 2 kids?
    makes no sense. She will be paying for those two and the x.

    Comment by cantbesirius — 6/26/2004 @ 5:02 am

30. everybody wants to be loved….right?
    and everyone always looks for love in the wrong places…

    Comment by feelings — 6/26/2004 @ 5:04 am

31. Its really easy to critize famous people… because it makes us feel better about ourselves…”see she’s not that perfect afterall”
    its like the tabloids calling particular singers actors fat or wateva…and the person calling/commenting on the persons body ..Is a Fat ass themselves..!!makes no sense??

    Comment by diddo` — 6/26/2004 @ 5:11 am

32. I just recently got dumped by this guy, and he started dating my best friend…What a friend I have right?¿ YEAH…but that isn’t the point…If they do have feelings for each other then let them go for it, if she has not yet figured out that she is going to have to deal with his kids and his ex, and pay for them, then you know, that is her fault. And stop telling her to stop smoking…it is her life! And it isn’t stress that causes her to smoke, it is the addiction, and in order to stop she is going to need love and support, maybe that is what she needs, instead of people critising her! I am not a fan of her, I think she is plastic, and I think she doesn’t have a voice, but let’s lay down the facts, if she is “in love” with this kevin dude, then let her go for it, if she doesn’t see these things, then that is her lose…GEEZ, stop commenting on a celebirty life, I didn’t see all you people commenting on J.Lo and Marc Anthony marrying, and they got married three days AFTER HE DIVORCED HIS EX-WIFE…So let’s just move on with our lives, and let Birtiney do what she wants…She is only in it for the headlines…AND THE ATTENTION…

    Comment by Bryantsboo — 6/26/2004 @ 9:54 am

33. Hi, I’m Britney and I have a fat ass. I also like to screw my dancers, especially the ones who get other girls pregnant a lot. At least this one isn’t black like the last one. Oh, he got a black girl pregnant… does that count? I hope he gets me pregnant…

    Comment by Britney — 6/26/2004 @ 10:50 am

34. Britney is a performer. No one denied that. She puts on a show, a show that millions of people love. That is what her talent is; putting on a show. So of course we all watch her and criticize her. But is what Britney does any worse than what so many other non-high-profile people do? Obviously no one cares how high the divorce rate is, how often people are caught in the middle of usually unhealthy relationships just because they have feelings for someone. So instead of talking shit about Britney Spears just because she’s famous, start digging around your own damn towns and see how disgusted you will be. “OmG!!! Britney is SUCH a $kanky h0ebAg” is just stupid. Get a life, I bet someone you know is just as “skanky” as you say Britney is. Give the girl a break! And it’s pretty pathetic that I am only 16 and realizing this, and there are people in their 20s who make [edited] comments. Grow up.

    Comment by Ashley — 6/26/2004 @ 11:13 am

35. Hey,
    Kevin Federline is going out with Britney Spears and are going to get married!!!!!!Congratulations~!!

    Comment by Emily Brown — 6/26/2004 @ 11:15 am

36. I love you Britney. Dont listen to all the other immature people. I love you and cant wait for our wedding or the day you become the mother of our children!I love you! Love, Kevin

    Comment by Kevin Federline — 6/26/2004 @ 11:31 am

37. britney.. a black guy? that aint right, keep it white and everything will soon turn to light,
    he is dirty, a playa a papa too,
    and if your not careful he will do the same thing to you,
    leave you for more money and better ass,
    this man has no class,
    who was he before he met you?
    f-uck if i know, and i dont think anyone else knew too..
    this guy is garbage and i hate to see your image go to waste,
    i just wish you had a lot better taste

    Comment by kevin who? — 6/26/2004 @ 1:48 pm

38. what the f*** is wrong with you guys.. i guarantee everyone of you morons with get with britney spears if you had the chance to.. maybe u think she can’t sing obviously enough people do otherwise she wouldn’t be that rich, so stop bein so hypocrital you dipsh!ts

    Comment by kyle — 6/26/2004 @ 1:58 pm

39. i have one word for all of you… wow

    Comment by kim — 6/26/2004 @ 4:44 pm

40. all of u, just move beyond all this and quit talking u can’t say shes a tramp or a horrible artist. who r u to judge and label her? she might not have an incredible voice but she’s a good performer: thats her job. also, this page is incredible, i dont or cant believe what things u can say. how racist, or just simply close-minded can a person be? but then again take a look at many of our leaders…try to broaden your minds PLEASE! u’ll be much happier.

    Comment by u can't say cuz u dont know — 6/26/2004 @ 7:30 pm

41. i hate britney spears with a passion!!!!!! she has no talent whatsoever, and she gets paid tooo much money for lookin’ hot and lipsynching. she encourages little kids to be whors like herself. why not be a good example for EVERYONE like jessica simpson? excluding the dumb blondeness lol. we need to stop promoting people with no talent and start paying the people that actually have some REAL talent!!!!!! same with hilary duff….she’s worse than britney spears!!!! i think that kevin dude is an idiot for gettin with britney cuz i KNOW he can do much better than her!!!!! who cares about his past, he’s obviously not very good at picking up chicks. he needs to forget about these loser girls and focus on his dancing, with britney focusing on a way to get paid for something she is actually GOOD at!!!

    Comment by say no to britney and yes to talent!!! — 6/26/2004 @ 8:31 pm

42. KF is a looser. Girl Shar what did u see in this guy. He is just looking someone to help him pay his rent. You should thank Brit for taking him off your hands. Some please give the guy a razor and some flea powder. He is a big fraud. You must give her props she sure can pick um. I do hope that he gives her the cracker jack ring she deserves. Shar be strong.

    Comment by PG13 — 6/26/2004 @ 9:42 pm

43. i think that all you boys out there thinking “britney is yours” and all need to GET A LIFE and GET A CLUE, stop having wet dreams about a woman that is a cheap, tramp and whore. i mean, maybe if you stopped drooling over that nasty wench some other girl will notice you and hey then you will get a life. and no talent sluts that just like to show their rack off will get off of the media and out of the air waves and get on with their lives too! so, for the record, grow up, get a life, and move on!

    Comment by a_REAL_woman — 6/26/2004 @ 11:43 pm

44. i think that brit is cool and i would give anything to be her….and if she wants to be with the guy she’s with then leave her the hell alone….

    Comment by alexis — 6/27/2004 @ 2:16 am

45. Britney’s career is coming to an end FAST!!

    Comment by JoJo — 6/29/2004 @ 12:39 pm

46. Yes, Yes, Yes we all know Britney’s “HOT” and all you guys swear she’ll be with you next (and with her track record you might have a chance) I just feel bad for Justin…At least he didn’t f’up his life too!!

    Comment by Cris — 6/30/2004 @ 9:10 am

47. Hum………do I care about all of this…hum…….NO

    Comment by autum — 7/1/2004 @ 10:21 am

48. I think Shar is lucky to have got rid of that pondscum Federline,
    he has to be one giant lowlife to turn his back on his family & children, & Shar seems like a very decent & nice girl, I’m sure he’ll come crawling back on all fours when Britney is finished with him!

    Comment by Alexis — 7/1/2004 @ 12:59 pm

49. Hum….I guess you do care about all this Autum or else you wouldn’t bother leaving a comment, I’m I right…Hum….YES

    Comment by Cris — 7/2/2004 @ 3:32 am

50. I think Britney can dump him and find Justin again. She is a role model and should stop smoking so much. Kevin is only using her to make it big, like J.Lo and Chris Judd. Britney, take it from me, Ditch the Dude.

    Comment by revolver — 7/2/2004 @ 2:48 pm

51. Kevin’s not hot. He’s a low life. Britney, sooner or later he’s gonna talk all your money and split. Get rid of him!

    Comment by revolver — 7/2/2004 @ 2:50 pm

52. Hi, everyone this is Britney, thankyou for your concerns about my love life and personal health….I love having support from my fans..and I also love irritating the people that hate me..so a big fat kiss to yah all…and see you at my concert..
    What you dont think I dont have a computer? and the Internet… …. OOOP’S

    Comment by oop's — 7/4/2004 @ 7:59 pm

53. y does everyone cae wut britney does with her life its hers.i think kevin is a good match for her becuz she founds someone she really cars about,and so wut if kevin left his ex-gurl it probally was ment to be but him and britney destend to be….and by the way whoever thinks britney cant sing dont be jelous becuz she can and she good.so f-ck off and leave them alone…. i love kevin federline…love britneys fan, anastasia

    Comment by i love kevin federline — 7/11/2004 @ 1:10 am

54. Anastasia,
    Before you decided to act all “big and bad” on the computer…learn how to spell!!

    Comment by Cris — 7/12/2004 @ 8:20 am

55. IM AM HAPPY 4 BRIT!!….well she was better wit justin but owell…its her life come on now u know how famous celebes r they do crazy things……so leave brit alone and *** OFF!!

    Comment by Solange — 9/6/2004 @ 1:15 am

56. You people need to stop going online so much and worrying about Britney and her man. You need to go back to school and learn how to spell. Slang makes you sound stupid!

    Comment by Dani — 9/7/2004 @ 1:18 am

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