0wn3d By C4Parana

DETROIT, MI (HBN) – After my owner’s threatened me with old re-runs of “Friends”, I complied with their demands and scouted the internet to find the cyber-scene’s Top Dog. Everyone knows I am the Number One Kitty. However, because I had no choice, I ended up meeting an interesting fellow named Dexter. Here is his story.

Dexter the Chihuahua is a native of Michigan (a bit too cold for my liking). Sadly, it appears that he does not have the control over his owners that I do. California is very nice this time of year.

Apparently there is a female in the family who is in the market for a pet Chihuahua. I am not sure why anyone would like these suspicious little mutts… but, hey… I have to throw the owners a “bone” once and a while.

Lame dog humor.

I finally came across a Dog website that I can stand when I cam across www.DexDog.com.

For any Chihuahua lovers out there who have not already been to the site, DexDog.com offers a lot of information on everything from buying a puppy online, to dressing your little dog.

The coolest thing about Dexter, in my opinion though, is Duke - his buddy.

Duke is an interesting Chihuahua. You can see pictures of him on the website also. What Duke brings to the table is a wild side that one rarely sees in Chihuahuas. Bengal cats are of course known for our wild and hearty nature. Of course, I am personally nuts. I have more than just one wild streak in me. My great grandfather was an Asian Leopard Cat.

Duke, who I actually had a chance to play with when I was in Michigan, is a rock star. He jumps around, barks, and is pretty nimble for his age. Let me tell you this… Duke’s a bit old, but he can throw down with those a lot younger than him.

Dexter is just a puppy. His website was great because it was a guide for those humans in the family to get acquainted with the Chihuahua mindset, and the needs of these interesting creatures.

I guess you could say I am okay with Chihuahuas after completing this mission. Well, okay with them as long as their name starts with a “D”.

Because of his cool Website, I now crown Dexter the Internet’s Chihuahua King.