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5/18/2004

Gas Prices Hit All Time High - Over $2 per Gallon

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DAYTONA BEACH, FL (HBN) – Gas prices have sky-rocketed to an all time high of over two dollars a gallon. There is no relief in sight. In June 2004, prices are due to be an average of $2.03 according to the United States’ National Department of Energy.

Many people want the US National Oil Reserves to be released. However, President Bush refuses to comply with citizen’s demands. The stance of the White House is that the oil reserve is for emergencies or for use in responding to another terrorist attack.

Perhaps Bush will also make a public announcement saying that he doesn’t want to take business away from his OPEC buddies, including Saudi Arabia’s ambassador to the United States, Prince Bandar bin Sultan. Bandar has pledged in that past that the Saudis will cut oil prices before the November elections.

Is this as good of a pledge as the pledge to find Weapons of Mass Destruction that Bush made?

We can only hope so. In the mean time, get out and walk. American people are fat anyways. It won’t kill you, will it?

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