0wn3d By C4Parana

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA (HBN) — It’s official. Google will offer it’s stock to shareholders in an online auction at $108 to $135 per share. Google, the world’s most used search engine, recently presented information to investors in New York.

Many people are declining to say whether they will buy stock. This is primarily because no one is certain about Google’s long-term growth. The company’s founders aren’t helping matters much either.

At their presentation in the Waldorf Astoria’s Grand Ballroom, founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page were short and vague in their presentation. The didn’t go into much detail about anything. Although reporters were barred from the presentation, many who did attend were skeptical.

“The jokers running Google need to grow up and realzie this isn’t a game,” one member of a large investment firm moaned after the presentation was complete.

However we are fairly certain that Google, with the simplest web page on Earth, doesn’t really have to do a G*d damn thing but continue to rake in the cash and stay on the cutting edge.

Is this possible? You be the judge.

Stock shares anyone? $110, please.